Tomorrow (16th August) is National Tell a Joke Day so we wanted to celebrate by sharing some of our favourite tech themed jokes.
Let us know if these make you laugh or groan…
10 tech jokes for National Joke Day
Joke 1
Why did the developer have no money?
He’d emptied his cache.
Joke 2
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Joke 3
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it’s a hardware problem.
Joke 4
There’s a band called 1023MB, they haven’t had any gigs yet.
Joke 5
Bill Gates is pulled over by a police officer one night after his car is seen swerving on the road
The police officer asks, “Have you had anything to drink tonight, sir?”
Bill says, “Absolutely not, officer.”
The police officer says, “Can you please count backwards from 10 for me?”
Bill replies, “10, 8, 7, Vista, XP, ME, 2000, NT, 98, 95, 3, 2, 1.”
Joke 6
Why don’t C# developers need glasses?
Because they see sharp!
Joke 7
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
Inheritance
Joke 8
Why did the computer turn up late for work?
It had a hard drive!
Joke 9
2B or not 2B?
That is FF.
Joke 10
What do you call an online training session for Pirates?
A webin-arrrgghhh.
On a more serious note…
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